Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

Bosses Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Intento Score
A blast from the future?

Tourists Served as Bartender Highscore
Your highscore on serving tourist bots as bartender.

Tourists Served as Chef Highscore
Your highscore on serving tourist bots as chef.

Boss Killer
You've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

Centcom Grade: Shitty Service
Well, you at least tried. How about trying harder?

Head of Personnel Victory
King of Assistants, waster of a single mafia's night, thrower of games.

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

Perfect chemistry blossom
Passed the chemistry tutorial with perfect purity!