Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

Intento Score
A blast from the future?

Maintenance Pills Consumed
Wait why?

Centcom Grade: Shitty Service
Well, you at least tried. How about trying harder?

HA, GOTTEM
Made you look!

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

I Was a Teenage Anarchist
You were doing a great job sticking it to the system until that vending machine decided to fight back.

Mister Sandman
Mechanically speaking, there's no real benefit to being unconscious during surgery. Weird how insistent this doctor is about using the N2O anyway though, huh?

Rule 8
Call an admin this is ILLEGAL!!