Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

Fish Species Caught
How many different species of fish you've caught so far. Gotta fish 'em all.

Intento Score
A blast from the future?

Maintenance Pills Consumed
Wait why?

Fugitive Victory
I'm just the description on an achievement, but if you end up having to choose between town and changelings, go changelings.

God's Wrath
Did you think you could get away with defiling the word of God?

HA, GOTTEM
Made you look!

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

I Was a Teenage Anarchist
You were doing a great job sticking it to the system until that vending machine decided to fight back.

The Man Inside the MODsuit
Ignore the warning label on a springlock MODsuit.