Blood-Drunk Miners Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Bosses Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Hardcore random points
Well, I might be a blind, deaf, crippled guy, but hey, at least I'm alive.

Tendril Score
Watch your step

Blood-drunk Miner Killer
I guess he couldn't handle his drink that well.

Boss Killer
You've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

Getting an upgrade
Make your first unique material item!

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

Perfect chemistry blossom
Passed the chemistry tutorial with perfect purity!

Tendril Exterminator
Watch your step