Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

Blood-Drunk Miners Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Bosses Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Fish Species Caught
How many different species of fish you've caught so far. Gotta fish 'em all.

Maintenance Pills Consumed
Wait why?

Tourists Served as Chef Highscore
Your highscore on serving tourist bots as chef.

A Nasty Fall
...And the earth opened its mouth and swallowed them and their station- all the HOP's men and all their possessions.

Blood-drunk Miner Killer
I guess he couldn't handle his drink that well.

Boss Killer
You've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

Centcom Grade: Shitty Service
Well, you at least tried. How about trying harder?

Getting an upgrade
Make your first unique material item!

God's Wrath
Did you think you could get away with defiling the word of God?

HA, GOTTEM
Made you look!

Hills of Rust
You've summoned a piece of the Hill of rust, and so the Hills welcome you.

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

I Was a Teenage Anarchist
You were doing a great job sticking it to the system until that vending machine decided to fight back.

Long shift
Well, that didn't take long.

Nightwatcher's Eyes
You've risen above the flames, became one with the ashes. You've been reborn as one with the Nightwatcher.

Obsessed Victory
You got your target lynched, so instead of being spiteful and annoying, you're just smug and annoying.

Rule 8
Call an admin this is ILLEGAL!!

WHAT JUST HAPPENED
As a blood cultist, be part of a team that summons 3 shuttle curses within 10 seconds. Imagine cleaning up after them, g r o s s!

Your Life Before Your Eyes
Take a close look at hurtling space debris