Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

Blood-Drunk Miners Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Bosses Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Bubblegums Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Colossus Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Demonic-Frost Miners Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Drakes Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Hierophants Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Intento Score
A blast from the future?

Legions Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Maintenance Pills Consumed
Wait why?

Tendril Score
Watch your step

Wendigos Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Blood-drunk Miner Crusher
I guess he couldn't handle his drink that well.

Blood-drunk Miner Killer
I guess he couldn't handle his drink that well.

Boss Killer
You've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

Bubblegum Crusher
I guess he wasn't made of candy after all

Bubblegum Killer
I guess he wasn't made of candy after all

Colussus Crusher
The bigger they are... the better the loot

Colussus Killer
The bigger they are... the better the loot

Demonic-frost Miner Crusher
Definitely harder than the Blood-drunk Miner.

Demonic-frost Miner Killer
Definitely harder than the Blood-drunk Miner.

Drake Crusher
Now I can wear Rune Platebodies!

Drake Killer
Now I can wear Rune Platebodies!

Hierophant Crusher
Hierophant, but not triumphant.

Hierophant Killer
Hierophant, but not triumphant.

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

I Was a Teenage Anarchist
You were doing a great job sticking it to the system until that vending machine decided to fight back.

King Goat Killer
The king is dead, long live the king!

Legendary miner
No mere rock can stop me!

Legion Killer
We were many..now we are none.

Long shift
Well, that didn't take long.

Round and Full
Well at least you aren't down the river, I hear they eat people there.

Tendril Exterminator
Watch your step

The Man Inside the MODsuit
Ignore the warning label on a springlock MODsuit.

Traitor Victory
Guys, we still have two more changelings to ki-!! TRAITOR VICTORY !!

Tram Surfer
Lights out, guerilla radio!

Vortex of Arms
You've became something more, something greater. A piece of the emperor resides within you, and you within him.

Wendigo Crusher
You've now ruined years of mythical storytelling.

Wendigo Killer
You've now ruined years of mythical storytelling.

Your Life Before Your Eyes
Take a close look at hurtling space debris