Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

Blood-Drunk Miners Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Bosses Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Bubblegums Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Drakes Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Hierophants Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Maintenance Pills Consumed
Wait why?

Tendril Score
Watch your step

Tourists Served as Chef Highscore
Your highscore on serving tourist bots as chef.

Wendigos Killed
You've killed HOW many?

All that perish
Place of a diffrent being, diffrent time. Everything ends there... but maybe it is just the beginning?

Blood-drunk Miner Crusher
I guess he couldn't handle his drink that well.

Blood-drunk Miner Killer
I guess he couldn't handle his drink that well.

Boss Killer
You've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

Bubblegum Killer
I guess he wasn't made of candy after all

Centcom Grade: Shitty Service
Well, you at least tried. How about trying harder?

Drake Killer
Now I can wear Rune Platebodies!

Getting an upgrade
Make your first unique material item!

Hierophant Crusher
Hierophant, but not triumphant.

Hierophant Killer
Hierophant, but not triumphant.

Hills of Rust
You've summoned a piece of the Hill of rust, and so the Hills welcome you.

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

I Was a Teenage Anarchist
You were doing a great job sticking it to the system until that vending machine decided to fight back.

If Nar'Sie is so good, why isn't there a...
Even interdimensional space deitys need a friend.

KKKiiilll mmmeee
You were a little too ambitious, but hey, I guess you're still alive?

Lawyer Victory
Oh don't mind me, i'm just the worst rol- Oops, I just instantly ended the game.

Legendary fisher
Give a spaceman a fish and you feed him for a while; teach a spaceman to fish and you feed him until the shuttle arrives.

Nightwatcher's Eyes
You've risen above the flames, became one with the ashes. You've been reborn as one with the Nightwatcher.

Secrets behind the Spider Door
You managed to open a gate into the mansus.

Silver and Steel
You've become the master of all duellists - the paragon of blades.

Tendril Exterminator
Watch your step

Vortex of Arms
You've became something more, something greater. A piece of the emperor resides within you, and you within him.

Wendigo Killer
You've now ruined years of mythical storytelling.

WHAT JUST HAPPENED
As a blood cultist, be part of a team that summons 3 shuttle curses within 10 seconds. Imagine cleaning up after them, g r o s s!

Your Life Before Your Eyes
Take a close look at hurtling space debris