Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

Centcom Grade: Shitty Service
Well, you at least tried. How about trying harder?

Changeling Victory
I think the changelings are metacomming.

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.