Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

Maintenance Pills Consumed
Wait why?

All that perish
Place of a diffrent being, diffrent time. Everything ends there... but maybe it is just the beginning?

Centcom Grade: Acceptable Service
Well, it'll do! You and your department did just fine.

Centcom Grade: Shitty Service
Well, you at least tried. How about trying harder?

Clickbait
Where's my free smartphone?!?

Getting an upgrade
Make your first unique material item!

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

It arrived
You managed to teleport an entity on the station that really shouldn't be there.

Outdebted
I've paid my dues, shift after shift... I've done my sentence but commited no griff...

Perfect chemistry blossom
Passed the chemistry tutorial with perfect purity!

Rule 8
Call an admin this is ILLEGAL!!

Tram Surfer
Lights out, guerilla radio!