Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

Blood-Drunk Miners Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Bosses Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Bubblegums Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Colossus Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Drakes Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Hierophants Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Intento Score
A blast from the future?

Tendril Score
Watch your step

Blood-drunk Miner Killer
I guess he couldn't handle his drink that well.

Boss Killer
You've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

Bubblegum Killer
I guess he wasn't made of candy after all

Centcom Grade: Shitty Service
Well, you at least tried. How about trying harder?

Colussus Killer
The bigger they are... the better the loot

Drake Killer
Now I can wear Rune Platebodies!

Getting an upgrade
Make your first unique material item!

HA, GOTTEM
Made you look!

Hierophant Killer
Hierophant, but not triumphant.

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

Security Officer Victory
Don't worry, you can win this if you're dead! You... did use your ability to become dead, right?

Tendril Exterminator
Watch your step

Tram Surfer
Lights out, guerilla radio!