Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

Maintenance Pills Consumed
Wait why?

Archmage
Made a big impression on the station with your phenomenal cosmic power.

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

WHAT JUST HAPPENED
As a blood cultist, be part of a team that summons 3 shuttle curses within 10 seconds. Imagine cleaning up after them, g r o s s!