Maintenance Pills Consumed
Wait why?

Tourists Served as Bartender Highscore
Your highscore on serving tourist bots as bartender.

Centcom Grade: Shitty Service
Well, you at least tried. How about trying harder?

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

Medical Doctor Victory
Congratulations on learning how to not talk!

Security Officer Victory
Don't worry, you can win this if you're dead! You... did use your ability to become dead, right?