Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

Maintenance Pills Consumed
Wait why?

Tourists Served as Chef Highscore
Your highscore on serving tourist bots as chef.

A Nasty Fall
...And the earth opened its mouth and swallowed them and their station- all the HOP's men and all their possessions.

Centcom Grade: Acceptable Service
Well, it'll do! You and your department did just fine.

Centcom Grade: Exemplary Service
Centcom is very impressed with your department!

Centcom Grade: Shitty Service
Well, you at least tried. How about trying harder?

Feat of Strength
If the rod is immovable, is it passing you or are you passing it?

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

I Was a Teenage Anarchist
You were doing a great job sticking it to the system until that vending machine decided to fight back.

Long shift
Well, that didn't take long.

Mister Sandman
Mechanically speaking, there's no real benefit to being unconscious during surgery. Weird how insistent this doctor is about using the N2O anyway though, huh?