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Achievements
Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.
Blood-Drunk Miners Killed
You've killed HOW many?
Bosses Killed
You've killed HOW many?
Bubblegums Killed
You've killed HOW many?
Colossus Killed
You've killed HOW many?
Demonic-Frost Miners Killed
You've killed HOW many?
Drakes Killed
You've killed HOW many?
Hierophants Killed
You've killed HOW many?
Legions Killed
You've killed HOW many?
Maintenance Pills Consumed
Wait why?
Style Score
You might not be a robot, but you were damn close.
Tendril Score
Watch your step
Wendigos Killed
You've killed HOW many?
Blood-drunk Miner Crusher
I guess he couldn't handle his drink that well.
Blood-drunk Miner Killer
I guess he couldn't handle his drink that well.
Boss Killer
You've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
Bubblegum Crusher
I guess he wasn't made of candy after all
Bubblegum Killer
I guess he wasn't made of candy after all
Centcom Grade: Acceptable Service
Well, it'll do! You and your department did just fine.
Centcom Grade: Shitty Service
Well, you at least tried. How about trying harder?
Clickbait
Where's my free smartphone?!?
Colussus Crusher
The bigger they are... the better the loot
Colussus Killer
The bigger they are... the better the loot
Demonic-frost Miner Killer
Definitely harder than the Blood-drunk Miner.
Drake Crusher
Now I can wear Rune Platebodies!
Drake Killer
Now I can wear Rune Platebodies!
Getting an upgrade
Make your first unique material item!
God's Wrath
Did you think you could get away with defiling the word of God?
HA, GOTTEM
Made you look!
Hierophant Crusher
Hierophant, but not triumphant.
Hierophant Killer
Hierophant, but not triumphant.
Hot Damn!
Sometimes you need to make some noise to make a point.
How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.
I Was a Teenage Anarchist
You were doing a great job sticking it to the system until that vending machine decided to fight back.
Lawyer Victory
Oh don't mind me, i'm just the worst rol- Oops, I just instantly ended the game.
Legendary miner
No mere rock can stop me!
Legion Killer
We were many..now we are none.
Long shift
Well, that didn't take long.
Mister Sandman
Mechanically speaking, there's no real benefit to being unconscious during surgery. Weird how insistent this doctor is about using the N2O anyway though, huh?
My Watchlist Status is Not Important
You may be under the impression that violent video games are a harmless pastime, but the security and medical personnel swarming your location with batons and knockout gas look like they disagree.
Perfect chemistry blossom
Passed the chemistry tutorial with perfect purity!
Rule 8
Call an admin this is ILLEGAL!!
Security Officer Victory
Don't worry, you can win this if you're dead! You... did use your ability to become dead, right?
Tendril Exterminator
Watch your step
The Man Inside the MODsuit
Ignore the warning label on a springlock MODsuit.
Tram Surfer
Lights out, guerilla radio!
Wendigo Crusher
You've now ruined years of mythical storytelling.
Wendigo Killer
You've now ruined years of mythical storytelling.
WHAT JUST HAPPENED
As a blood cultist, be part of a team that summons 3 shuttle curses within 10 seconds. Imagine cleaning up after them, g r o s s!
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