Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

Blood-Drunk Miners Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Bosses Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Bubblegums Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Drakes Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Hierophants Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Legions Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Maintenance Pills Consumed
Wait why?

Tourists Served as Bartender Highscore
Your highscore on serving tourist bots as bartender.

A Bowl-d New World
There's a lot of grisly ways to kick it on the Spinward Periphery, but drowning to death in a toilet probably wasn't what you had in mind. Probably.

Assistant Victory
If you got killed instead of someone more important, you just flexed the true strength of your """"role"""".

Blood-drunk Miner Crusher
I guess he couldn't handle his drink that well.

Blood-drunk Miner Killer
I guess he couldn't handle his drink that well.

Boss Killer
You've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

Bubblegum Killer
I guess he wasn't made of candy after all

Centcom Grade: Exemplary Service
Centcom is very impressed with your department!

Centcom Grade: Shitty Service
Well, you at least tried. How about trying harder?

Changeling Victory
I think the changelings are metacomming.

Chaplain Victory
Useless... until the one night the thoughtfeeder confidently claims themselves as detective. Mafia's true bullshit detector.

Clickbait
Where's my free smartphone?!?

Clown Victory
Did you know this works on traitors, despite their immunity? If you hit the jackpot and manage to kill one, they'll salt into the next dimension. Clown tips!

Detective Victory
If you did this with a Medical Doctor in the game, i'm not really that impressed.

Drake Crusher
Now I can wear Rune Platebodies!

Drake Killer
Now I can wear Rune Platebodies!

Frenching
Just a taste, for science!

Fugitive Victory
I'm just the description on an achievement, but if you end up having to choose between town and changelings, go changelings.

HA, GOTTEM
Made you look!

Head of Security Victory
Certified not shitcurity.

Hierophant Crusher
Hierophant, but not triumphant.

Hierophant Killer
Hierophant, but not triumphant.

Hot Damn!
Sometimes you need to make some noise to make a point.

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

If Nar'Sie is so good, why isn't there a...
Even interdimensional space deitys need a friend.

Lawyer Victory
Oh don't mind me, i'm just the worst rol- Oops, I just instantly ended the game.

Legendary fisher
Give a spaceman a fish and you feed him for a while; teach a spaceman to fish and you feed him until the shuttle arrives.

Legion Crusher
We were many... now we are none.

Legion Killer
We were many..now we are none.

Long shift
Well, that didn't take long.

Look Out, Sir!
Either awarded for making the ultimate sacrifice for your comrades, or a really dumb attempt at grenade jumping.

Medical Doctor Victory
Congratulations on learning how to not talk!

My Watchlist Status is Not Important
You may be under the impression that violent video games are a harmless pastime, but the security and medical personnel swarming your location with batons and knockout gas look like they disagree.

Nightmare Victory
DID YOUR LIGHT FLICKER?!

Nightwatcher's Eyes
You've risen above the flames, became one with the ashes. You've been reborn as one with the Nightwatcher.

Obsessed Victory
You got your target lynched, so instead of being spiteful and annoying, you're just smug and annoying.

Ordeal of Sisyphus
Successfully carry a boulder from Lavaland all the way to Centcom, without ever dropping it. We must imagine you're happy to unlock this.

Outdebted
I've paid my dues, shift after shift... I've done my sentence but commited no griff...

Psychologist Victory
You learned how to not reveal someone random night one! Or... maybe you're just a lucky bastard.

Round and Full
Well at least you aren't down the river, I hear they eat people there.

Rule 8
Call an admin this is ILLEGAL!!

Security Officer Victory
Don't worry, you can win this if you're dead! You... did use your ability to become dead, right?

SOUL'd Out
My eternal soul was destroyed to make a toolbox look funny and all I got was this achievement...

The Man Inside the MODsuit
Ignore the warning label on a springlock MODsuit.

Thoughtfeeder Victory
Clown's best friend. And Obsessed. And fugitive? Whose side are you on?!

Traitor Victory
Guys, we still have two more changelings to ki-!! TRAITOR VICTORY !!

Tram Surfer
Lights out, guerilla radio!

Warden Victory
Make changelings think you're detective, go on lockdown, actual detective investigates you and dies. Cha cha real smooth!

WHAT JUST HAPPENED
As a blood cultist, be part of a team that summons 3 shuttle curses within 10 seconds. Imagine cleaning up after them, g r o s s!

Your Life Before Your Eyes
Take a close look at hurtling space debris