Bosses Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Bubblegums Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Colossus Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Drakes Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Legions Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Assistant Victory
If you got killed instead of someone more important, you just flexed the true strength of your """"role"""".

Boss Killer
You've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

Bubblegum Killer
I guess he wasn't made of candy after all

Changeling Victory
I think the changelings are metacomming.

Colussus Killer
The bigger they are... the better the loot

Drake Killer
Now I can wear Rune Platebodies!

Fugitive Victory
I'm just the description on an achievement, but if you end up having to choose between town and changelings, go changelings.

Getting an upgrade
Make your first unique material item!

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

Legion Killer
We were many..now we are none.