Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

Blood-Drunk Miners Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Bosses Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Colossus Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Intento Score
A blast from the future?

Tendril Score
Watch your step

Blood-drunk Miner Killer
I guess he couldn't handle his drink that well.

Boss Killer
You've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

Colussus Killer
The bigger they are... the better the loot

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

KKKiiilll mmmeee
You were a little too ambitious, but hey, I guess you're still alive?

Long shift
Well, that didn't take long.

My Watchlist Status is Not Important
You may be under the impression that violent video games are a harmless pastime, but the security and medical personnel swarming your location with batons and knockout gas look like they disagree.

Rule 8
Call an admin this is ILLEGAL!!

Tendril Exterminator
Watch your step

The Man Inside the MODsuit
Ignore the warning label on a springlock MODsuit.