Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

Blood-Drunk Miners Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Bosses Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Colossus Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Drakes Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Hierophants Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Maintenance Pills Consumed
Wait why?

Style Score
You might not be a robot, but you were damn close.

Tourists Served as Chef Highscore
Your highscore on serving tourist bots as chef.

Wendigos Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Blood-drunk Miner Crusher
I guess he couldn't handle his drink that well.

Blood-drunk Miner Killer
I guess he couldn't handle his drink that well.

Boss Killer
You've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

Centcom Grade: Shitty Service
Well, you at least tried. How about trying harder?

Clickbait
Where's my free smartphone?!?

Colussus Crusher
The bigger they are... the better the loot

Colussus Killer
The bigger they are... the better the loot

Drake Crusher
Now I can wear Rune Platebodies!

Drake Killer
Now I can wear Rune Platebodies!

Hierophant Crusher
Hierophant, but not triumphant.

Hierophant Killer
Hierophant, but not triumphant.

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

I Was a Teenage Anarchist
You were doing a great job sticking it to the system until that vending machine decided to fight back.

Mister Sandman
Mechanically speaking, there's no real benefit to being unconscious during surgery. Weird how insistent this doctor is about using the N2O anyway though, huh?

Rule 8
Call an admin this is ILLEGAL!!

Silver and Steel
You've become the master of all duellists - the paragon of blades.

The Last Act
You managed to become the ringleader and slay the lie.

The Man Inside the MODsuit
Ignore the warning label on a springlock MODsuit.

Wendigo Killer
You've now ruined years of mythical storytelling.