Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

Blood-Drunk Miners Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Bosses Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Maintenance Pills Consumed
Wait why?

Tendril Score
Watch your step

Tourists Served as Bartender Highscore
Your highscore on serving tourist bots as bartender.

Blood-drunk Miner Killer
I guess he couldn't handle his drink that well.

Boss Killer
You've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

Centcom Grade: Shitty Service
Well, you at least tried. How about trying harder?

Getting an upgrade
Make your first unique material item!

HA, GOTTEM
Made you look!

Hills of Rust
You've summoned a piece of the Hill of rust, and so the Hills welcome you.

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

I Was a Teenage Anarchist
You were doing a great job sticking it to the system until that vending machine decided to fight back.

Legendary fisher
Give a spaceman a fish and you feed him for a while; teach a spaceman to fish and you feed him until the shuttle arrives.

Legendary miner
No mere rock can stop me!

Long shift
Well, that didn't take long.

Mister Sandman
Mechanically speaking, there's no real benefit to being unconscious during surgery. Weird how insistent this doctor is about using the N2O anyway though, huh?

Nightwatcher's Eyes
You've risen above the flames, became one with the ashes. You've been reborn as one with the Nightwatcher.

Rule 8
Call an admin this is ILLEGAL!!

Tendril Exterminator
Watch your step

Tram Surfer
Lights out, guerilla radio!

Your Life Before Your Eyes
Take a close look at hurtling space debris