Blood-Drunk Miners Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Bosses Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Assistant Victory
If you got killed instead of someone more important, you just flexed the true strength of your """"role"""".

Blood-drunk Miner Killer
I guess he couldn't handle his drink that well.

Boss Killer
You've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

HA, GOTTEM
Made you look!

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

I Was a Teenage Anarchist
You were doing a great job sticking it to the system until that vending machine decided to fight back.

Perfect chemistry blossom
Passed the chemistry tutorial with perfect purity!

The Man Inside the MODsuit
Ignore the warning label on a springlock MODsuit.