Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

Bosses Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Bubblegums Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Maintenance Pills Consumed
Wait why?

Tendril Score
Watch your step

Boss Killer
You've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

Bubblegum Killer
I guess he wasn't made of candy after all

Getting an upgrade
Make your first unique material item!

Hills of Rust
You've summoned a piece of the Hill of rust, and so the Hills welcome you.

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

Long shift
Well, that didn't take long.

My Watchlist Status is Not Important
You may be under the impression that violent video games are a harmless pastime, but the security and medical personnel swarming your location with batons and knockout gas look like they disagree.

Tendril Exterminator
Watch your step

Warden Victory
Make changelings think you're detective, go on lockdown, actual detective investigates you and dies. Cha cha real smooth!