Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

A Nasty Fall
...And the earth opened its mouth and swallowed them and their station- all the HOP's men and all their possessions.

Feat of Strength
If the rod is immovable, is it passing you or are you passing it?

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

Long shift
Well, that didn't take long.