Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

Bosses Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Colossus Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Maintenance Pills Consumed
Wait why?

Assistant Victory
If you got killed instead of someone more important, you just flexed the true strength of your """"role"""".

Boss Killer
You've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

Changeling Victory
I think the changelings are metacomming.

Colussus Killer
The bigger they are... the better the loot

HA, GOTTEM
Made you look!

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

Long shift
Well, that didn't take long.

Vortex of Arms
You've became something more, something greater. A piece of the emperor resides within you, and you within him.

WHAT JUST HAPPENED
As a blood cultist, be part of a team that summons 3 shuttle curses within 10 seconds. Imagine cleaning up after them, g r o s s!