Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

Style Score
You might not be a robot, but you were damn close.

Tourists Served as Bartender Highscore
Your highscore on serving tourist bots as bartender.

Centcom Grade: Shitty Service
Well, you at least tried. How about trying harder?

God's Wrath
Did you think you could get away with defiling the word of God?

HA, GOTTEM
Made you look!

Hills of Rust
You've summoned a piece of the Hill of rust, and so the Hills welcome you.

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

Outdebted
I've paid my dues, shift after shift... I've done my sentence but commited no griff...