Bosses Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Drakes Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Boss Killer
You've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

Centcom Grade: Shitty Service
Well, you at least tried. How about trying harder?

Drake Killer
Now I can wear Rune Platebodies!

Feat of Strength
If the rod is immovable, is it passing you or are you passing it?

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

Legendary miner
No mere rock can stop me!