Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

Blood-Drunk Miners Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Bosses Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Colossus Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Drakes Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Intento Score
A blast from the future?

Maintenance Pills Consumed
Wait why?

Tendril Score
Watch your step

Blood-drunk Miner Killer
I guess he couldn't handle his drink that well.

Boss Killer
You've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

Centcom Grade: Acceptable Service
Well, it'll do! You and your department did just fine.

Centcom Grade: Shitty Service
Well, you at least tried. How about trying harder?

Colussus Killer
The bigger they are... the better the loot

Drake Killer
Now I can wear Rune Platebodies!

Getting an upgrade
Make your first unique material item!

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

KKKiiilll mmmeee
You were a little too ambitious, but hey, I guess you're still alive?

Mister Sandman
Mechanically speaking, there's no real benefit to being unconscious during surgery. Weird how insistent this doctor is about using the N2O anyway though, huh?

Tendril Exterminator
Watch your step

Tram Surfer
Lights out, guerilla radio!