Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

Bosses Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Colossus Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Tendril Score
Watch your step

Tourists Served as Bartender Highscore
Your highscore on serving tourist bots as bartender.

Boss Killer
You've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

Centcom Grade: Shitty Service
Well, you at least tried. How about trying harder?

Colussus Killer
The bigger they are... the better the loot

Getting an upgrade
Make your first unique material item!

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

Legendary miner
No mere rock can stop me!

Perfect chemistry blossom
Passed the chemistry tutorial with perfect purity!

Tendril Exterminator
Watch your step