Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

Maintenance Pills Consumed
Wait why?

Style Score
You might not be a robot, but you were damn close.

Clickbait
Where's my free smartphone?!?

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

I Was a Teenage Anarchist
You were doing a great job sticking it to the system until that vending machine decided to fight back.