Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

Bosses Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Drakes Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Hierophants Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Tendril Score
Watch your step

Boss Killer
You've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

Drake Killer
Now I can wear Rune Platebodies!

Getting an upgrade
Make your first unique material item!

HA, GOTTEM
Made you look!

Hierophant Killer
Hierophant, but not triumphant.

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

King Goat Killer
The king is dead, long live the king!

KKKiiilll mmmeee
You were a little too ambitious, but hey, I guess you're still alive?

Legendary miner
No mere rock can stop me!

Long shift
Well, that didn't take long.

Rule 8
Call an admin this is ILLEGAL!!

Tendril Exterminator
Watch your step

Tram Surfer
Lights out, guerilla radio!