Hardcore random points
Well, I might be a blind, deaf, crippled guy, but hey, at least I'm alive.

Tendril Score
Watch your step

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

Lawyer Victory
Oh don't mind me, i'm just the worst rol- Oops, I just instantly ended the game.

Long shift
Well, that didn't take long.

Tendril Exterminator
Watch your step