Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

Bosses Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Drakes Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Hierophants Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Intento Score
A blast from the future?

Maintenance Pills Consumed
Wait why?

A Nasty Fall
...And the earth opened its mouth and swallowed them and their station- all the HOP's men and all their possessions.

Boss Killer
You've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

Drake Crusher
Now I can wear Rune Platebodies!

Drake Killer
Now I can wear Rune Platebodies!

Hierophant Killer
Hierophant, but not triumphant.

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

I Was a Teenage Anarchist
You were doing a great job sticking it to the system until that vending machine decided to fight back.

Legendary fisher
Give a spaceman a fish and you feed him for a while; teach a spaceman to fish and you feed him until the shuttle arrives.

Rule 8
Call an admin this is ILLEGAL!!

Warden Victory
Make changelings think you're detective, go on lockdown, actual detective investigates you and dies. Cha cha real smooth!

WHAT JUST HAPPENED
As a blood cultist, be part of a team that summons 3 shuttle curses within 10 seconds. Imagine cleaning up after them, g r o s s!