Maintenance Pills Consumed
Wait why?

Centcom Grade: Shitty Service
Well, you at least tried. How about trying harder?

Clickbait
Where's my free smartphone?!?

Getting an upgrade
Make your first unique material item!

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

Warden Victory
Make changelings think you're detective, go on lockdown, actual detective investigates you and dies. Cha cha real smooth!