Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

Bosses Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Bubblegums Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Maintenance Pills Consumed
Wait why?

Tendril Score
Watch your step

Boss Killer
You've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

Bubblegum Killer
I guess he wasn't made of candy after all

Feat of Strength
If the rod is immovable, is it passing you or are you passing it?

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

Long shift
Well, that didn't take long.

Tendril Exterminator
Watch your step