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Basic Information
Byond Account Registered First Seen Last Seen
2019-03-18 2019-03-21 02:45:42 2024-11-08 16:17:48
Achievements
33

Achievements Unlocked
Don't worry, metagaming is all that matters.

17

Blood-Drunk Miners Killed
You've killed HOW many?

39

Bosses Killed
You've killed HOW many?

4

Bubblegums Killed
You've killed HOW many?

1

Colossus Killed
You've killed HOW many?

1

Demonic-Frost Miners Killed
You've killed HOW many?

6

Drakes Killed
You've killed HOW many?

6

Hierophants Killed
You've killed HOW many?

1

Legions Killed
You've killed HOW many?

1

Maintenance Pills Consumed
Wait why?

301

Style Score
You might not be a robot, but you were damn close.

4

Tendril Score
Watch your step

2010

Tourists Served as Bartender Highscore
Your highscore on serving tourist bots as bartender.

2

Wendigos Killed
You've killed HOW many?

Blood-drunk Miner Crusher
I guess he couldn't handle his drink that well.

Blood-drunk Miner Killer
I guess he couldn't handle his drink that well.

Boss Killer
You've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.

Bubblegum Crusher
I guess he wasn't made of candy after all

Bubblegum Killer
I guess he wasn't made of candy after all

Centcom Grade: Acceptable Service
Well, it'll do! You and your department did just fine.

Centcom Grade: Shitty Service
Well, you at least tried. How about trying harder?

Clickbait
Where's my free smartphone?!?

Colussus Crusher
The bigger they are... the better the loot

Colussus Killer
The bigger they are... the better the loot

Demonic-frost Miner Crusher
Definitely harder than the Blood-drunk Miner.

Demonic-frost Miner Killer
Definitely harder than the Blood-drunk Miner.

Drake Crusher
Now I can wear Rune Platebodies!

Drake Killer
Now I can wear Rune Platebodies!

Getting an upgrade
Make your first unique material item!

Hierophant Crusher
Hierophant, but not triumphant.

Hierophant Killer
Hierophant, but not triumphant.

How Do I Switch Hands???
If you saw someone casually club themselves upside the head with a toolbox anywhere in the galaxy but here, you'd probably be pretty concerned for them.

I Was a Teenage Anarchist
You were doing a great job sticking it to the system until that vending machine decided to fight back.

Legendary miner
No mere rock can stop me!

Legion Crusher
We were many... now we are none.

Legion Killer
We were many..now we are none.

Long shift
Well, that didn't take long.

Mister Sandman
Mechanically speaking, there's no real benefit to being unconscious during surgery. Weird how insistent this doctor is about using the N2O anyway though, huh?

My Watchlist Status is Not Important
You may be under the impression that violent video games are a harmless pastime, but the security and medical personnel swarming your location with batons and knockout gas look like they disagree.

Nightwatcher's Eyes
You've risen above the flames, became one with the ashes. You've been reborn as one with the Nightwatcher.

Outdebted
I've paid my dues, shift after shift... I've done my sentence but commited no griff...

Perfect chemistry blossom
Passed the chemistry tutorial with perfect purity!

Tendril Exterminator
Watch your step

Unhealthy snacks
You were curious to taste it. And then another. You must have more!

Wendigo Crusher
You've now ruined years of mythical storytelling.

Wendigo Killer
You've now ruined years of mythical storytelling.

WHAT JUST HAPPENED
As a blood cultist, be part of a team that summons 3 shuttle curses within 10 seconds. Imagine cleaning up after them, g r o s s!

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