Statbus

Jasper Schmidt (Cobraroast) as The Brother /datum/antagonist/brother

FAIL Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal. Be sure to use the proper safety equipment when extracting the sliver!
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FAIL Steal the hypospray.
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FAIL Have all members of your team escape on a shuttle or pod alive, without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Ward Hunt (Duckay) as The Brother /datum/antagonist/brother

FAIL Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal. Be sure to use the proper safety equipment when extracting the sliver!
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Steal the hypospray.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Have all members of your team escape on a shuttle or pod alive, without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Pop Tart (CAPTTLasky) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

SUCCESS Assassinate Tritium XI, the Quartermaster.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Steal the Captain's jetpack.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Snugs-The-Bugs (Tanol) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

FAIL Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal. Be sure to use the proper safety equipment when extracting the sliver!
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Steal the head of security's personal laser gun.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Roy Siegrist (Jackrip) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

FAIL Steal a functional AI.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Assassinate Don Keedix, the Atmospheric Technician.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Haley Camp (Jackrip) as The Abductor Scientist /datum/antagonist/abductor/scientist

Pets-the-pillows (Eliaval) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Call forth a spirit from the other side.
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Marely Howe (Jackrip) as The Abductor Agent /datum/antagonist/abductor/agent

Dalton Ellis (Jackrip) as The Abductor Scientist /datum/antagonist/abductor/scientist

Ward Hunt (Duckay) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Your brain is broken... you can only communicate in extended metaphors.
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Fabian Aqualung (HoleMaker) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Your brain is broken... you can only communicate in extremely literal terms.
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Manuel Newbern (Archerarcher) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Ensure your department prospers over all else.
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Forges-The-Cog (EldritchBaguette) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Your brain is broken... you can only communicate in sound effects.
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Az-Rasha (AmZee) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS It's all an entirely virtual simulation within an underground vault. Convince the crew to escape the shackles of VR.
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James Lunar (M00nbane) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You must escape the station! Get the shuttle called!
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Receives-The-Beatings (ArcaneCarrot) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Flood the station's powernet with as much electricity as you can.
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Camil Eerin (DalekThePerson) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS No matter how they say it, other people keep mispronouncing your name. Be sure to correct them whenever possible.
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James Knox (NoxVS) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS The elder gods hunger. Gather a cult and conduct a ritual to summon one.
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Jasper Schmidt (Cobraroast) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Fuck the system! Defect from the station and start an independent colony in space, Lavaland or the derelict. Recruit crewmates if you can.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Dayton Koster (Gthegreat277) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

Cecille Damont (Rohesie) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Ensure your department prospers over all else.
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