Statbus

Tony Mido (Hair Gel) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

SUCCESS Assassinate Emerald Gleaner, the Virologist.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Assassinate Mia Mitchell, the Detective.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Nick Continent (PME) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

FAIL Download 38 research nodes.
/datum/objective/download
FAIL Steal a hand teleporter.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Gene Ball (Nabski) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

FAIL Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct. Take care to wear the proper safety equipment when extracting the core!
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Download 22 research nodes.
/datum/objective/download
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Evan Shick (Lewbert) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

FAIL Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal. Be sure to use the proper safety equipment when extracting the sliver!
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Steal any set of secret documents of any organization.
/datum/objective/steal
SUCCESS Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Emmanuel Goldstein (BOBAMA) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

SUCCESS Destroy HH-2.5, the experimental AI.
/datum/objective/destroy
FAIL Hijack the shuttle to ensure no loyalist Nanotrasen crew escape alive and out of custody.
/datum/objective/hijack

Derrick Mcclymonds (Jackrip) as The Abductor Scientist /datum/antagonist/abductor/scientist

Dr. Gunter Von Schlicter (Incest Kevin) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You are doomed to feel woefully incomplete forever... until you find your true love on this station. They're waiting for you!
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Hare E Genius (Laz0r) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS It's all an entirely virtual simulation within an underground vault. Convince the crew to escape the shackles of VR.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Khalil Mckendrick (Eloc1) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You have been changed forever. Find the ones that did this to you and give them a taste of their own medicine.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Ernesto Sybilla (Raickoz) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS All the pets around here suck. You need to make them cooler. Replace them with exotic beasts!
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Nial Iwakura (Zack24) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS So much lies undiscovered. Look deeper into the machinations of the universe.
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Bennet Mcintosh (Someone12341) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS This is a secret social experiment conducted by Nanotrasen. Convince the crew that this is the truth.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Fitz Sandy (Omega-18) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS The clown is not funny. You can do better! Steal his audience and make the crew laugh!
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Jonathan Hardy (Swiftcore) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You are hungry. Eat as much food as you can find.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Nick Continent (PME) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Go have a good conversation with the singularity/tesla/supermatter crystal. Bonus points if it responds.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Evan Shick (Lewbert) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS There is only one other person in existence, he is just really good at pretending to be multiple people.
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Hugh Chungus (DeathMittens) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS All the pets around here suck. You need to make them cooler. Replace them with exotic beasts!
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Yolanda Squatpump (Klippklar) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You see you see what they cannot you see the open door you seeE you SEeEe you SEe yOU seEee SHOW THEM ALL
/datum/objective/abductee/random