Statbus

Jeff Pickleheim (Ransmi) as The Changeling /datum/antagonist/changeling

SUCCESS Extract 8 compatible genomes.
/datum/objective/absorb
FAIL Steal the hypospray.
/datum/objective/steal
SUCCESS Assassinate Bareye B Beanson, the Chemist.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Eliott Cowper (Helios1) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

SUCCESS Prevent Robert Panda, the Shaft Miner, from escaping alive.
/datum/objective/maroon
FAIL Steal a functional AI.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Robert Panda (finisherpanda) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

SUCCESS Prevent Ash Unkin, the Roboticist, from escaping alive.
/datum/objective/maroon
FAIL Steal the nuclear authentication disk.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Jerry Hunt (UrsoTheLobster) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

FAIL Steal a hand teleporter.
/datum/objective/steal
SUCCESS Assassinate Kurt Jager, the Scientist.
/datum/objective/assassinate
SUCCESS Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Greg Topps (Captain Tittytwister) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

FAIL Download 27 research nodes.
/datum/objective/download
FAIL Steal the medal of captaincy.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

John Jo (GhostAvenger) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

SUCCESS Prevent Ash Unkin, the Roboticist, from escaping alive.
/datum/objective/maroon
FAIL Steal a functional AI.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Cato Christopher (UvvU) as The Changeling /datum/antagonist/changeling

FAIL Extract more compatible genomes than any other Changeling.
/datum/objective/absorb_most
FAIL Download 22 research nodes.
/datum/objective/download
FAIL Assassinate Bob Jones, the Security Officer.
/datum/objective/assassinate
SUCCESS Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Is-A-Digitigrade (The unloved rock) as The Abductor Scientist /datum/antagonist/abductor/scientist

Greg Topps (Captain Tittytwister) as The Abductor Agent /datum/antagonist/abductor/agent

Markus Tanner (Demonsnight) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS The station is hideous. You must color it all blue!
/datum/objective/abductee/paint

Prometheus XV (TheMythicGhost) as The Obsessed /datum/antagonist/obsessed

SUCCESS Spend 2 minutes around Not A Clown while they're alive.
/datum/objective/spendtime
FAIL Take a photo with Not A Clown while they're alive.
/datum/objective/polaroid
SUCCESS Hug Not A Clown 6 times while they're alive.
/datum/objective/hug
SUCCESS Murder Not A Clown, the Bartender.
/datum/objective/assassinate/obsessed

Robert Cox (Sovietspud) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Your brain is broken... you can only communicate in military jargon.
/datum/objective/abductee/speech

Kate Lasagnya (Miriah) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS There are alien parasites masquerading as people's hair. Save people from this invasion.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Triston Albright (Dolina) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS The leaders of this station are hiding a grand, evil conspiracy. Only you can learn what it is, and expose it to the people!
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Crux E (T1MM5H) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS This is a secret social experiment conducted by Nanotrasen. Convince the crew that this is the truth.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Noah Notbad (June Rotting) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS All the pets around here suck. You need to make them cooler. Replace them with exotic beasts!
/datum/objective/abductee/random