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revenant (884) (Mulligan2) as The Revenant /datum/antagonist/revenant

FAIL Absorb 476 points of essence from humans.
/datum/objective/revenant
SUCCESS Hinder the crew while attempting to avoid being noticed.
/datum/objective/revenantFluff

Emely Zimmer (fiveringexercise) as The Nightmare /datum/antagonist/nightmare

alien larva (899) (Worley) as The Xenomorph /datum/antagonist/xeno

alien larva (939) (Mulligan2) as The Xenomorph /datum/antagonist/xeno

Officer Beep O'sky (Stevepelcz) as The Officer Beepsky /datum/antagonist/custom

SUCCESS FUCK YOUR CUNT YOU SHIT EATING COCKSTORM AND EAT A DONG FUCKING ASS RAMMING SHIT FUCK EAT PENISES IN YOUR FUCK FACE AND SHIT OUT ABORTIONS OF FUCK AND POO AND SHIT IN YOUR ASS YOU COCK FUCK SHIT MONKEY FUCK ASS WANKER FROM THE DEPTHS OF SHIT.
/datum/objective/custom

Mate Solarhelm (tythesmonk) as The Space Pirate /datum/antagonist/pirate

FAIL Acquire loot and store 50000 of credits worth in Pirate Shuttle cargo hold.
/datum/objective/loot

Mate Spacehook (mulligan2) as The Space Pirate /datum/antagonist/pirate

FAIL Acquire loot and store 50000 of credits worth in Pirate Shuttle cargo hold.
/datum/objective/loot

Captain Oortbeard (garthradar) as The Space Pirate /datum/antagonist/pirate

FAIL Acquire loot and store 50000 of credits worth in Pirate Shuttle cargo hold.
/datum/objective/loot

Haus Gannon (Cluckster13) as The Obsessed /datum/antagonist/obsessed

FAIL Spend 2 minutes around Harvey Norgenblume while they're alive.
/datum/objective/spendtime
FAIL Take a photo with Harvey Norgenblume while they're alive.
/datum/objective/polaroid
SUCCESS Murder Colin Wolfe, Harvey Norgenblume's coworker.
/datum/objective/assassinate/jealous
FAIL Murder Harvey Norgenblume, the Chief Engineer.
/datum/objective/assassinate/obsessed

Sentient Disease (Lexapron) as The Sentient Disease /datum/antagonist/disease

SUCCESS Survive and infect as many people as possible.
/datum/objective/disease_infect
FAIL Ensure that at least one infected host escapes on the shuttle or an escape pod.
/datum/objective/disease_infect_centcom