Statbus

t (LibbySnow) as The Space Wizard /datum/antagonist/wizard

SUCCESS Assassinate Ryder Spock, the Assistant.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Respii Varenos (TheMythicGhost) as The Xenomorph /datum/antagonist/xeno

Preston Wright (Ghodere) as The Xenomorph /datum/antagonist/xeno

Florence Richardson (Richard_Blake) as The Xenomorph /datum/antagonist/xeno

Sukul Ardren (Sukul22) as The Xenomorph /datum/antagonist/xeno

Alec Webb (Ikoden) as The Xenomorph /datum/antagonist/xeno

Alan Mildred (AeORockin36) as The Xenomorph /datum/antagonist/xeno

Big Smoke (Stillplant) as The Big Smoke /datum/antagonist/custom

FAIL Get more food.
/datum/objective/custom
FAIL Eat more food.
/datum/objective/custom
FAIL Escape on the shuttle while not being hungry.
/datum/objective/custom
FAIL Follow the train.
/datum/objective/custom
FAIL Absorb 50 burger genomes.
/datum/objective/custom
FAIL Pick the right house.
/datum/objective/custom
FAIL Don't die in the ending of GTA SA.
/datum/objective/custom
FAIL Get a better spriter to make you.
/datum/objective/custom
FAIL Learn how to walk instead of roll.
/datum/objective/custom
SUCCESS Redtext because you're utterly incapable of achieving any of your objectives.
/datum/objective/custom

Omar Mary (Ninja137) as The Xenomorph /datum/antagonist/xeno

Nicholas Muncie (Nmuncie9618) as The Obsessed /datum/antagonist/obsessed

FAIL Spend 3 minutes around Alexander Wolff while they're alive.
/datum/objective/spendtime
FAIL Take a photo with Alexander Wolff while they're alive.
/datum/objective/polaroid
FAIL Murder Kate Lasagnya, Alexander Wolff's coworker.
/datum/objective/assassinate/jealous
FAIL Murder Alexander Wolff, the Warden.
/datum/objective/assassinate/obsessed