Statbus

Peter Putricide (Doctorape) as The Brother /datum/antagonist/brother

FAIL Steal a hand teleporter.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Assassinate Zack Kifer, the Roboticist.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Have all members of your team escape on a shuttle or pod alive, without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Clay Easton (ParadoxSparks) as The Brother /datum/antagonist/brother

FAIL Steal a hand teleporter.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Assassinate Zack Kifer, the Roboticist.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Have all members of your team escape on a shuttle or pod alive, without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Hunter Harding (Nibdoy) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

FAIL Prevent Ratman Jones, the Chief Engineer, from escaping alive.
/datum/objective/maroon
SUCCESS Assassinate Lanny Fleming, the Assistant.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Syllomatia Lucida (SpaceBlackHole) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

FAIL Download 37 research nodes.
/datum/objective/download
FAIL Steal a reflector vest.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Paige Isaacs (Smoted) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

SUCCESS Steal a reflector vest.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Download 23 research nodes.
/datum/objective/download
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Ratman Jones (Nukeey) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

SUCCESS Steal a hand teleporter.
/datum/objective/steal
SUCCESS Download 34 research nodes.
/datum/objective/download
SUCCESS Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Zack Kifer (UchimataFAM) as The Obsessed /datum/antagonist/obsessed

FAIL Hug Mat Davis 6 times while they're alive.
/datum/objective/hug
FAIL Spend 2 minutes around Mat Davis while they're alive.
/datum/objective/spendtime
SUCCESS Murder Clay Easton, Mat Davis's coworker.
/datum/objective/assassinate/jealous
FAIL Murder Mat Davis, the Geneticist.
/datum/objective/assassinate/obsessed

Gwenevere Coldsmith (Chip11-n) as The Abductor Scientist /datum/antagonist/abductor/scientist

Donk Pocket (Skiism) as The Abductor Agent /datum/antagonist/abductor/agent

Jimmy Rayson (LemonInTheDark) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS The station is hideous. You must color it all green!
/datum/objective/abductee/paint

Jamari Williamson (DBDpurekiller) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You're the narrator of this tale. Follow around the protagonists to tell their story.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Horny Mothra (HomoBird) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Call forth a spirit from the other side.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Joseph Joestar (Bigbootygoblins) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

Pedo McAnal (Crosoak) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS The leaders of this station are hiding a grand, evil conspiracy. Only you can learn what it is, and expose it to the people!
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Danielle Shaner (Kmmot) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Go have a good conversation with the singularity/tesla/supermatter crystal. Bonus points if it responds.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Lukas Leech (Spjornfeld) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS The clown is not funny. You can do better! Steal his audience and make the crew laugh!
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Syllomatia Lucida (SpaceBlackHole) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Go have a good conversation with the singularity/tesla/supermatter crystal. Bonus points if it responds.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Nelson Hall (Mekiso) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You died back there and went to heaven... or is it hell? No one here seems to know they're dead. Convince them, and maybe you can escape this limbo.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Cherry Knapp (Vahiman) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Start a collection of corpses. Don't kill people to get these corpses.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Soya Chan (LemonFrog) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Climb the corporate ladder all the way to the top!
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Bob The Janitor (Timmyred456) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You're throwing a huge rager. Make it as awesome as possible so the whole crew comes... OR ELSE!
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Frosty Faris (FrostyFaris) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS All the pets around here suck. You need to make them cooler. Replace them with exotic beasts!
/datum/objective/abductee/random