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The Emergency Shuttle Has Been Called!
- So there I was, putting on my rape socks, and practicing my sexual harassment pickup lines this morning. I just got done cyberbullying my coworkers. It was time to shave, I yelled at my wife to smile because I demand it, while pinching her ass right after she told me she didn't consent to it. Putting on the shaving cream and thinking about how I can get my son into a fight at the next BBQ party, I replaced the worn Gillette brand Mach3 and began to chant "boys will be boys will be boys will be boys" as I started to shave. Then suddenly, my stupid slut stepdaughter bursts into the bathroom holding her phone. As I began to mansplain to her why she wasn't smart enough to know my shaving time is my personal time she showed me this new Gillette ad. I realized in an epiphany how my every view and behaviour I've held dear was wrong. I'm calling in sick at the toxic masculinity factory today and registering as Democrat. Thanks, Gillette, now excuse me while I help impeach a tangerine.