Statbus

Gauss (Borisvanmemes) as The Space Wizard /datum/antagonist/wizard

FAIL Steal the Captain's jetpack.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Lane Stewart (Darkgenerallord) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

FAIL Steal the Captain's jetpack.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Hijack the shuttle to ensure no loyalist Nanotrasen crew escape alive and out of custody.
/datum/objective/hijack

Pepper Oni (Angelstarri) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

FAIL Assassinate Joe Doedara, the Security Officer.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Download 25 research nodes.
/datum/objective/download
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Dante Smit (Dudefff) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

FAIL Steal the reactive teleport armor.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Steal an unused sample of slime extract.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Dimitri Papaporpavitch (Combustablecake) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

SUCCESS Destroy CL1-FFY 2.0, the experimental AI.
/datum/objective/destroy
SUCCESS Assassinate Shut The Fuck Up, the Mime.
/datum/objective/assassinate
SUCCESS Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Jennie Hardy (Ssscratches) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

FAIL Steal the reactive teleport armor.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Steal any set of secret documents of any organization.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Lane Stewart (Darkgenerallord) as The Abductor Scientist /datum/antagonist/abductor/scientist

Dante Smit (Dudefff) as The Abductor Agent /datum/antagonist/abductor/agent

Daniel Addison (Apple.avi) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Your body must be improved. Ingest as many drugs as you can.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Kale IO (Matt_the_Grovyle) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

FAIL Climb the corporate ladder all the way to the top!
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Dimitri Papaporpavitch (Combustablecake) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

FAIL The station is hideous. You must color it all blue!
/datum/objective/abductee/paint

Lia Swarmer (Names Are Hard) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

FAIL Climb the corporate ladder all the way to the top!
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Constanze Morschaff (Tanachi) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Being alone and in large groups are both frightening. Try to be alone with only one other person whenever possible.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Gauss (Borisvanmemes) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Replace all the floor tiles with wood, carpeting, grass or bling.
/datum/objective/abductee/random