Statbus

Sergey Mikhalkov (BlueMemesauce) as The Brother /datum/antagonist/brother

FAIL Steal a functional AI.
/datum/objective/steal
SUCCESS Assassinate John Dimeling, the Shaft Miner.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Have all members of your team escape on a shuttle or pod alive, without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Ayla Faust (CrunchyKatsu) as The Brother /datum/antagonist/brother

FAIL Steal a functional AI.
/datum/objective/steal
SUCCESS Assassinate John Dimeling, the Shaft Miner.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Have all members of your team escape on a shuttle or pod alive, without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Ore Nyaski (H.I.Jinxy) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

SUCCESS Assassinate Ruins-the-Shift, the Atmospheric Technician.
/datum/objective/assassinate
SUCCESS Assassinate Don Von Bon Bon, the Roboticist.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Wilson Rash (Heyitsohjay) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

FAIL Steal a hand teleporter.
/datum/objective/steal
SUCCESS Prevent Dances-On-Graves, the Scientist, from escaping alive.
/datum/objective/maroon
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Liam Leslie (RichPiana) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

SUCCESS Download 31 research nodes.
/datum/objective/download
SUCCESS Assassinate Claudius Stone, the Chemist.
/datum/objective/assassinate
SUCCESS Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Shevi Teagarden (Zero the big boy) as The Abductor Agent /datum/antagonist/abductor/agent

Sergey Mikhalkov (BlueMemesauce) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

Nasrius Masr (Bodynasr) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS So much lies undiscovered. Look deeper into the machinations of the universe.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Sunshine Day (Kendrickorium) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You know that Rinso The Soapy has perished. Hold a seance to call them from the spirit realm.
/datum/objective/abductee/calling

Thomas T. Thomas (9 Hyperzine-Tripping Engineers) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Ensure your department prospers over all else.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Mothran Lampus (Xenocideplayer) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You are doomed to feel woefully incomplete forever... until you find your true love on this station. They're waiting for you!
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Claudius Stone (TooFewSecrets) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Ignore anything in a set of 10, they don't exist.
/datum/objective/abductee/forbiddennumber

Carson Williamson (Panopticus) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed

SUCCESS You are an abductor of Mothership Omicron in disguise of a human. Assist your fellow agents above all else.
/datum/objective/brainwashing

Carson Williamson (Panopticus) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Your body must be improved. Ingest as many drugs as you can.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Gih-Bokeeus (xenocideplayer) as The Ash Walker /datum/antagonist/ashwalker

SUCCESS Protect the necropolis tendril nest at all costs.
/datum/objective/protect_object

Keith Jowers (Paracat) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed

SUCCESS You are an Abductor of Mothership Omicron in disguise of a human. Assist your fellow agents above all else.
/datum/objective/brainwashing

Keith Jowers (Paracat) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You know that the butterfly has perished. Hold a seance to call him from the spirit realm.
/datum/objective/abductee/calling

Prosper Finely (Zawo) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed

SUCCESS You are the Traitor! Objective 1: Assasinate Ian. Objective 2: Steal the Captain's Shoes. Objective 3: Escape alive and out of custody aboard the emergency escape shuttle.
/datum/objective/brainwashing

Ezekiel Burns (Gryffinp) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Your brain is broken... you can only communicate in extremely literal terms.
/datum/objective/abductee/speech

Don Von Bon Bon (Lovegreenstuff) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Climb the corporate ladder all the way to the top!
/datum/objective/abductee/random