Statbus

120864
120864 Statbus
Scrubby
Parsed Logs
on Basil

Restarted by admin in 01:49:37

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Round Initialized	Duration	Round Started	Round Duration	Round Ended	Duration	Round Shutdown
2019-10-06 21:41:22	00:03:24	2019-10-06 21:44:46	01:49:37	2019-10-06 23:34:23	00:05:25	2019-10-06 23:39:48

Log Links	Round 120864 Public Logs at /tg/station Round 120864 at 🐝 Scrubby
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Deaths (71)

Who	Where	When	How
Deana Whittler As Station Engineer Played by shibainulord	Supermatter Engine At ((168, 153, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 21:45:31 @ 00:00:45 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 200 0 0 0
Walker Ashbaugh As Assistant Played by tecknitian	Robotics Lab At ((111, 79, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 21:49:57 @ 00:05:11 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Brain Damage - 59 200 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Bob Shafton / comradehavoc
Brian Buzzard As Assistant Played by carakka	Bar At ((133, 128, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 21:53:03 @ 00:08:17 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 200 200 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Ahmed Muchomacho / kennethasd1
Elisabeth Ardo As Janitor Played by a24559	Medbay Central At ((100, 108, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 21:54:24 @ 00:09:38 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 206 200 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Jim From Accounting / netnick
Bjorn Bjornsson As Assistant Played by whuchurface	Robotics Lab At ((111, 79, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 21:56:30 @ 00:11:44 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Brain Damage - 30 200 0 0 0 0 0
Lends-A-Hand As Lawyer Played by sherrye	Locker Room At ((0, 0, 0)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 21:59:27 @ 00:14:41 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 200 0 0 0
Jerry Hunt As Station Engineer Played by ursothelobster	Telecomms Control Room At ((214, 131, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 22:00:06 @ 00:15:20 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 250 200 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Dakota King / carlarc
Kashindra Kalcronk As Shaft Miner Played by bobbahbrown	Hierophant's Arena At ((177, 61, 5)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 22:12:50 @ 00:28:04 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Severe Burns - 0 200 240 0 0 0 0
Natasha Pennington As Lavaland Syndicate Played by zoder	Syndicate Lavaland Primary Hallway At ((213, 144, 5)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 22:16:19 @ 00:31:33 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Brain Damage - 29 200 0 0 0 0 0
Brian Buzzard As Assistant Played by carakka	Lavaland Wastes At ((56, 19, 5)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 22:16:32 @ 00:31:46 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Severe Burns - 0 200 237 1 2 0 0
Ahmed Muchomacho As Medical Doctor Played by kennethasd1	Space At ((60, 108, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 22:17:15 @ 00:32:29 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Brain Damage - 144 200 44 36 2 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Ahmed Muchomacho / kennethasd1
Steps-on-Shards As Detective Played by rsmxz	Medbay Treatment Center At ((82, 103, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 22:18:54 @ 00:34:08 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Brain Damage - 91 200 0 69 55 0 0
Removes-The-Kebab As Unassigned Played by plapatin	Port Quarter Maintenance At ((64, 101, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 22:19:06 @ 00:34:20 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 0 0 0 0
Lisette Die Heilige As Assistant Played by dustyexaliber	Robotics Lab At ((111, 79, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 22:19:32 @ 00:34:46 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Brain Damage - 30 200 0 0 0 0 0
EA SPORTS As Mime Played by dootdoom	Port Quarter Maintenance At ((64, 100, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 22:20:08 @ 00:35:22 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Brain Damage - 0 200 4 0 1 0 0 Possibly Murdered By EA SPORTS / dootdoom
Kit Bradley As Geneticist Played by randombystander	Cryogenics At ((0, 0, 0)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 22:21:29 @ 00:36:43 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Brain Damage - 138 200 0 4 87 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Susan Summers / smallveggiepaws
Steps-on-Shards As Detective Played by rsmxz	Cryogenics At ((0, 0, 0)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 22:22:15 @ 00:37:29 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Brain Damage - 101 200 0 55 60 0 0
Trevor Fea As Cargo Technician Played by reyntime13	Port Quarter Maintenance At ((65, 100, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 22:22:53 @ 00:38:07 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Brain Damage - 110 200 0 75 36 0 0
Lesser Daemon As Cyborg Played by whuchurface	Port Quarter Maintenance At ((65, 102, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 22:23:08 @ 00:38:22 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 200 200 0 0 0 0 0
Richard Hastings As Assistant Played by warbluke	Lavaland Wastes At ((75, 116, 5)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 22:26:26 @ 00:41:40 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Brain Damage - 117 200 111 0 0 0 0
Jonathan Burns As Medical Doctor Played by colurs	Medbay Treatment Center At ((86, 103, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 22:26:40 @ 00:41:54 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 206 80 3 0 1 0 38 Possibly Murdered By Cato Christopher / uvvu
Jas Ze As Station Engineer Played by techpriest081	Salvation At ((73, 157, 9)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 22:26:41 @ 00:41:55 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Brain Damage - 131 200 52 38 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Jeremy Overstreet / kangtut
Cato Christopher As Chief Engineer Played by uvvu	Cryogenics At ((87, 100, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 22:27:07 @ 00:42:21 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 145 2 27 52 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Shantae Smail / tivianne
Trevor Fea As Cargo Technician Played by reyntime13	Surgery At ((72, 99, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 22:27:38 @ 00:42:52 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Poisoning - 10 14 0 61 129 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Lesser Daemon / whuchurface
Lutwig Von Koughman As Shaft Miner Played by lutwigthewanderer	Lavaland Wastes At ((83, 38, 5)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 22:30:36 @ 00:45:50 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Brain Damage - 139 200 94 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Lutwig Von Koughman / lutwigthewanderer
Jimmy J. Jillakers As Assistant Played by jimothyjohnsonjillakers	Command Hallway At ((100, 127, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 22:32:37 @ 00:47:51 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 200 0 0 0
Bahlok As Janitor Played by zenog	Starboard Maintenance At ((145, 109, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 22:33:10 @ 00:48:24 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Brain Damage - 93 200 0 0 27 0 0
Jeremy Overstreet As Security Officer Played by kangtut	Armory At ((109, 179, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 22:36:02 @ 00:51:16 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 350 200 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Ahmed Muchomacho / kennethasd1
Ciara Gregory As Assistant Played by funtato	Auxiliary Restrooms At ((66, 124, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 22:37:36 @ 00:52:50 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 101 10 0 100 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Ciara Gregory / funtato
Shantae Smail As Lawyer Played by tivianne	Law Office At ((122, 154, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 22:38:35 @ 00:53:49 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Suffocation - 0 26 0 200 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Cato Christopher / uvvu
James Lopez As Botanist Played by bittenbit	Hydroponics At ((131, 110, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 22:38:41 @ 00:53:55 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Severe Burns - 0 200 225 0 1 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Boops-The-Snoot / brianbackslide
Jimmy Little As Assistant Played by robustitron	Bridge At ((112, 135, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 22:40:14 @ 00:55:28 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Brain Damage - 120 200 11 69 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Dakota King / carlarc
Jazmine Beedell As Security Officer Played by lucaszecron	Bar At ((133, 127, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 22:43:07 @ 00:58:21 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Severe Burns - 0 200 207 0 2 0 0
Diddert As Cyborg Played by nalyr	Space At ((176, 246, 3)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 22:46:36 @ 01:01:50 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Brain Damage - 10 200 0 190 0 0 0
Lizzie Ilyaas As Cook Played by nachobot	Medbay Central At ((96, 104, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 22:47:02 @ 01:02:16 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Poisoning - 0 142 0 1 200 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Lizzie Ilyaas / nachobot
Baul Plart As Assistant Played by rodey125	Prison Wing At ((94, 189, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 22:48:07 @ 01:03:21 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Brain Damage - 4 200 38 0 1 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Jamari Jewell / ttoillerecnal
Ekaterina Chekhov As Research Director Played by paxilmaniac	Storage Wing At ((84, 158, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 22:53:23 @ 01:08:37 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Brain Damage - 18 200 0 68 118 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Ciara Gregory / funtato
Susan Summers As Security Officer Played by smallveggiepaws	Armory At ((110, 178, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 22:54:38 @ 01:09:52 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Brain Damage - 13 200 0 0 9 0 42
Dee Blasto Bio-Tech As Lone Operative Played by robustitron	Cargo Bay At ((71, 156, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 22:59:39 @ 01:14:53 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Brain Damage - 77 200 9 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Charlotte Singh / critscreen2
Charlotte Singh As Cargo Technician Played by critscreen2	Cargo Bay At ((71, 156, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 22:59:41 @ 01:14:55 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 241 200 0 1 2 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Dee Blasto Bio-Tech / robustitron
Samuel Henderson As Security Officer Played by meatty	Auxiliary Restrooms At ((66, 127, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 22:59:46 @ 01:15:00 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 0 101 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Jonathan Burns / colurs
Trevor Fea As Cargo Technician Played by reyntime13	Cargo Bay At ((71, 154, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 23:00:12 @ 01:15:26 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Brain Damage - 188 200 7 28 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Dee Blasto Bio-Tech / robustitron
Raymond Dugmore As Quartermaster Played by gallywix4	Cargo Bay At ((72, 153, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 23:00:14 @ 01:15:28 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Brain Damage - 52 200 5 200 1 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Soap Mop / cutiefuzzy2
Nurses-the-Bottle As Medical Doctor Played by marketmonkey	Research Division At ((111, 109, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 23:00:20 @ 01:15:34 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Brain Damage - 133 200 120 0 0 0 0
Joseph Owen As Chaplain Played by puterking	Research Division At ((112, 111, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 23:00:39 @ 01:15:53 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Brain Damage - 59 200 0 103 43 0 0
Karly Wood As Assistant Played by tor22	Research Division At ((112, 109, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 23:00:53 @ 01:16:07 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Brain Damage - 90 200 50 8 0 0 0
Dakota King As Captain Played by carlarc	Cargo Bay At ((72, 151, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 23:06:57 @ 01:22:11 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 217 200 0 0 23 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Leonard Wible / fallonsky
Tanner Noton As Assistant Played by mellior	Medbay Central At ((91, 103, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 23:10:58 @ 01:26:12 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 187 15 5 18 3 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Tanner Noton / mellior
Charlotte Singh As Cargo Technician Played by critscreen2	EVA Storage At ((92, 121, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 23:11:41 @ 01:26:55 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Brain Damage - 28 200 23 149 0 0 0
Shah-Ei As Ash Walker Played by sherrye	Syndicate Lavaland Primary Hallway At ((209, 144, 5)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 23:13:20 @ 01:28:34 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 216 200 0 0 0 0 0
Star Harshman As Lavaland Syndicate Played by carlarc	Syndicate Lavaland Dormitories At ((203, 136, 5)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 23:13:40 @ 01:28:54 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Brain Damage - 0 200 0 200 0 0 0
Na-Ajim As Ash Walker Played by zenog	Syndicate Lavaland Dormitories At ((204, 136, 5)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 23:13:56 @ 01:29:10 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 247 200 0 0 0 0 0
Anderson Fraser As Lavaland Syndicate Played by shibainulord	Syndicate Lavaland Dormitories At ((204, 137, 5)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 23:14:09 @ 01:29:23 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Brain Damage - 60 200 0 140 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Na-Ajim / zenog
Leonard Wible As Assistant Played by fallonsky	Starboard Quarter Maintenance At ((0, 0, 0)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 23:14:25 @ 01:29:39 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Brain Damage - 12 200 6 182 3 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Dakota King / carlarc
Gavrilo Princip As Assistant Played by orkytechpriest	Chemistry At ((99, 105, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 23:15:11 @ 01:30:25 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 221 200 13 2 3 0 0
Tanner Noton As Assistant Played by mellior	Cryogenics At ((86, 101, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 23:16:54 @ 01:32:08 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Suffocation - 61 30 3 134 3 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Tanner Noton / mellior
Mckenzie Murray As Lavaland Syndicate Played by prowhiteboy64	Lavaland Wastes At ((173, 108, 5)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 23:19:49 @ 01:35:03 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Brain Damage - 0 200 155 71 0 0 0
Otis Driftwood As Curator Played by otisdriftwood	Central Primary Hallway At ((109, 115, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 23:20:27 @ 01:35:41 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Brain Damage - 8 200 11 181 1 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Jazmine Beedell / lucaszecron
Luke Fuchs As Bartender Played by sevaaas1	Research Division Server Room At ((127, 81, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 23:22:46 @ 01:38:00 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Brain Damage - 143 200 21 53 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Cameron Neely / somone413
Egliette As Cyborg Played by dustyexaliber	Starboard Quarter Maintenance At ((127, 77, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 23:23:36 @ 01:38:50 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 200 200 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Bob Shafton / comradehavoc
Boops-The-Snoot As Botanist Played by brianbackslide	Starboard Quarter Maintenance At ((133, 81, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 23:24:24 @ 01:39:38 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Blunt-Force Trauma - 221 2 6 1 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Braiden Kifer / rainbowcultist
Nickolas Briner As Atmospheric Technician Played by aspirine	Starboard Quarter Maintenance At ((134, 80, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 23:26:52 @ 01:42:06 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Brain Damage - 122 200 0 0 1 0 0
Braiden Kifer As Atmospheric Technician Played by rainbowcultist	Emergency Shuttle At ((100, 64, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 23:27:38 @ 01:42:52 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Brain Damage - 105 200 0 96 1 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Baul Plart / rodey125
Trevor Fea As Cargo Technician Played by reyntime13	Emergency Shuttle At ((104, 61, 2)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 23:29:23 @ 01:44:37 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Brain Damage - 99 200 0 0 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Boddynock Beali / robatron19
Carrot As Lifebringer Played by jimothyjohnsonjillakers	Lavaland Wastes At ((229, 178, 5)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 23:30:21 @ 01:45:35 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Brain Damage - 73 200 0 133 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Carrot / jimothyjohnsonjillakers
Tommy Kay As Assistant Played by scottheron	Emergency Shuttle At ((68, 37, 13)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 23:32:37 @ 01:47:51 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Brain Damage - 49 200 186 3 3 0 0
Sunwatcher As Assistant Played by tmtmtl30	Emergency Shuttle At ((67, 39, 13)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 23:33:16 @ 01:48:30 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Brain Damage - 14 200 189 3 0 0 0
Chili Klaus As Scientist Played by emeric4n	Space At ((160, 247, 9)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 23:33:22 @ 01:48:36 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Brain Damage - 79 200 117 17 19 0 0
Abe Merc As Assistant Played by ayebee123	Emergency Shuttle At ((62, 24, 13)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 23:33:26 @ 01:48:40 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Brain Damage - 48 200 148 35 2 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Abe Merc / ayebee123
Boddynock Beali As Cargo Technician Played by robatron19	Emergency Shuttle At ((67, 39, 13)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 23:33:32 @ 01:48:46 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Brain Damage - 45 200 186 7 0 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Cameron Neely / somone413
Jim From Accounting As Clown Played by netnick	Emergency Shuttle At ((62, 24, 13)) on MetaStation	2019-10-06 23:33:50 @ 01:49:04 During 120864 120864 Statbus Scrubby Parsed Logs on Basil	Severe Burns - 0 200 229 5 6 0 0 Possibly Murdered By Drew Pycroft / bakeun

Basic Statistics

`antagonists`

Na-Ajim (zenog) as The Ash Walker /datum/antagonist/ashwalker

FAIL Protect the necropolis tendril nest at all costs.
/datum/objective/protect_object

The Spectre Of Communism (Yeeye) as The Revenant /datum/antagonist/revenant

SUCCESS Absorb 565 points of essence from humans.
/datum/objective/revenant
FAIL Spread the seeds of revolution among the populace.
/datum/objective/custom
FAIL Defeat the boomer menace.
/datum/objective/custom