commendation
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"Discovered a corgi making device"
"Is a bretty gud tider :DDDD"
"For advancing the science of the upper limit of human stupidity"
"SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME"
"THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME"
"I AINT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED"
"One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself!"
"A sec man suffocated to death in his walls and he couldn't really do anything about it but stand and watch with me. For this traumatic"
"The only thing he enjoys more than the smell of coffee in the morning before a long day of hard work is the smell of moth feet at night bef"
Sybil