Statbus

Delt Black (Jimjom) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

SUCCESS Assassinate B.U.N.N.Y., the Cyborg.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Assassinate Jesus Campbell, the Assistant.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Luke Cherry (MotleIsDead) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

FAIL Steal the medal of captaincy.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal. Be sure to use the proper safety equipment when extracting the sliver!
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Davis Lloyd (ShadowTheLion) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

FAIL Assassinate Tellurium LXXVII, the Atmospheric Technician.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Assassinate Cayden Swarner, the Chemist.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Aidan Gardner (Waddledood) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

FAIL Prevent Chase Harding, the Scientist, from escaping alive.
/datum/objective/maroon
FAIL Steal a hand teleporter.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Jesus Campbell (Stexro) as The Abductor Solo /datum/antagonist/abductor/scientist/onemanteam

Cayden Swarner (Flocool) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed

SUCCESS YOU ARE SOULJABOY!!! THE CREW DOES NOT BELIEVE YOU, YOU MUST CONVINCE THEM BY SINGING!
/datum/objective/brainwashing

Cayden Swarner (Flocool) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS The elder gods hunger. Gather a cult and conduct a ritual to summon one.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

M.I.G.H.T.Y. (Nky278) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed

SUCCESS You worship the Honkmother, aid the clown in his adventures.
/datum/objective/brainwashing

M.I.G.H.T.Y. (Nky278) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Flood the station's powernet with as much electricity as you can.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

B.U.N.N.Y. (Draycon) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed

SUCCESS YOU are KANYE WEST, you HATE SOULJA BOY, DISS HIM!
/datum/objective/brainwashing

B.U.N.N.Y. (Draycon) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You are hungry. Eat as much food as you can find.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Chee-Weewish (shadowthelion) as The Ash Walker /datum/antagonist/ashwalker

FAIL Protect the necropolis tendril nest at all costs.
/datum/objective/protect_object

Baseenar-Ma (shadowthelion) as The Ash Walker /datum/antagonist/ashwalker

FAIL Protect the necropolis tendril nest at all costs.
/datum/objective/protect_object

Churasu-Ree (shadowthelion) as The Ash Walker /datum/antagonist/ashwalker

FAIL Protect the necropolis tendril nest at all costs.
/datum/objective/protect_object

Bryce Anderson (AlphaBravoZero) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You're throwing a huge rager. Make it as awesome as possible so the whole crew comes... OR ELSE!
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Armand Hiller (Gimboleo) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS There are alien parasites masquerading as people's hair. Save people from this invasion.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Brick Stone (KorbinDallas) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Nanotrasen is abusing the animals! Save as many as you can!
/datum/objective/abductee/random