Statbus

Mark Ray (Nopatap) as The Abductor Scientist /datum/antagonist/abductor/scientist

SUCCESS Experiment on 6 humans.
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SUCCESS Acquire more research ponts than Abductor Team Delta!
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Emanuel Ellis (CIockwork) as The Abductor Agent /datum/antagonist/abductor/agent

SUCCESS Experiment on 6 humans.
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SUCCESS Acquire more research points than Abductor Team Delta!
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Al Cohol (ChrisJerichungus) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS The Syndicate has hired you to compile dossiers on all important members of the crew. Be sure they don't know you're doing it.
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Bob Boringham (DrSirKnight) as The Abductor Scientist /datum/antagonist/abductor/scientist

SUCCESS Experiment on 6 humans.
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FAIL Aqcuire more research points than Abductor Team Lambda!
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Lucy Green (Billfred) as The Abductor Agent /datum/antagonist/abductor/agent

SUCCESS Experiment on 6 humans.
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FAIL Acquire more research points than Abductor Team Lambda!
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Mura McNamara (Acer202) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You have been changed forever. Find the ones that did this to you and give them a taste of their own medicine.
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Sasha Oakland (Jerry Derpington) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Call forth a spirit from the other side.
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Abductor Command (cynic716) as The Abductor Solo /datum/antagonist/abductor/scientist/onemanteam

Griffin Hice (Bogdanoff23) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Your brain is broken... you can only communicate in rhyme.
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Dean Stahl (Kubbrz6) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Ensure your department prospers over all else.
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Corey Green (John_Snow99) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS All the pets around here suck. You need to make them cooler. Replace them with exotic beasts!
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Slick Willy (SlickWiIIy) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You must escape the station! Get the shuttle called!
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Calvin Otis (Buggy1234) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You are secretly an android. Interface with as many machines as you can to boost your own power so the AI may acknowledge you at last.
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Gray Angel (maxiumattack) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

Marion McMullen (Glcbitj) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Climb the corporate ladder all the way to the top!
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Deafening Purr (MousseMousse) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

Ore Nyaski (H.I.Jinxy) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

Roswell Judge (MagicShroom) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

Billy Pringle (DropKickHead) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Your brain is broken... you can only communicate in military jargon.
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Atlas BF (Birdserker) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS So much lies undiscovered. Look deeper into the machinations of the universe.
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Nat Hanford (Somone413) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

Zephyr Buttersworth (Maljusted) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You know that Gunther Viceroy has perished. Hold a seance to call it from the spirit realm.
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