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The Emergency Shuttle Has Been Called!
- Head request. Harm is increasing.
- I am in awe at the girth of Otto's cakehat.
- Please stop harming you fucking animals.
- The year is 2527. Only harm remains on Explosive Warehouse Golf. Security lies in shambles, and the heads are hiding in their bunkers. Some say the harm will never end.
- And now comms have been destroyed. Centcom please save us.
- I cannot even commentate on current events due to the destruction of telecommunications.