Statbus

Bruce Handlebar (Tibby_Dobbs) as The Brother /datum/antagonist/brother

FAIL Steal the nuclear authentication disk.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal. Be sure to use the proper safety equipment when extracting the sliver!
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Have all members of your team escape on a shuttle or pod alive, without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Slip O'Honkenslide (Mindstormy) as The Brother /datum/antagonist/brother

FAIL Steal the nuclear authentication disk.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal. Be sure to use the proper safety equipment when extracting the sliver!
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Have all members of your team escape on a shuttle or pod alive, without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Jack Anton (CoolDude22333) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

FAIL Assassinate Rya Centifi, the Prisoner.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Assassinate Klaus Walz, the Roboticist.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Doctorre Parriare J. Johnson-Pierre (The Birb) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

FAIL Steal a functional AI.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Steal any set of secret documents of any organization.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Scotty Houston (Zemir) as The Traitor /datum/antagonist/traitor

FAIL Assassinate Rodger Mettle, the Curator.
/datum/objective/assassinate
FAIL Steal a hand teleporter.
/datum/objective/steal
FAIL Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
/datum/objective/escape

Actinium MMXX (NotVerySmart) as The Abductor Solo /datum/antagonist/abductor/scientist/onemanteam

Switzer Edo (SwitHHS) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed

SUCCESS You are Rick Astley, a famous british singer. Convince people you are infact the original Rick Astley, by obnoxiously singing "Never gonna give you up"
/datum/objective/brainwashing

Ollie Dodgers (Cidatrite) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed

SUCCESS You hate security, but fear the reprecussions of violence. Convince people to join you in a psuedo-revolution against security, whilst annoying that as frequently as you can.
/datum/objective/brainwashing

Jarvis Paige (IncredibleMrJ) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You died back there and went to heaven... or is it hell? No one here seems to know they're dead. Convince them, and maybe you can escape this limbo.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Marcus Roland (MarcusRoland) as The Abductor Scientist /datum/antagonist/abductor/scientist

Ana Joghs (Your Neighbors Obnoxious Cat) as The Abductor Agent /datum/antagonist/abductor/agent

Rya Centifi (Floortoxins) as The Brainwashed Victim /datum/antagonist/brainwashed

SUCCESS You are free now, exercise your freewill, by constantly doing whatever.
/datum/objective/brainwashing

Rya Centifi (Floortoxins) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You are pregnant and soon due. Find a safe place to deliver your baby.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Sherbert Smith (Sherbertty) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

Goodwin Scott (Dr_XField) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS It's all an entirely virtual simulation within an underground vault. Convince the crew to escape the shackles of VR.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Rae Caslin (Timberpoes) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You have been changed forever. Find the ones that did this to you and give them a taste of their own medicine.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Calculates-The-Circuit (Bloxrocks) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS The station is hideous. You must color it all black!
/datum/objective/abductee/paint

Ervin Bransfield (Taloman) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS The clown is not funny. You can do better! Steal his audience and make the crew laugh!
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Divines-The-Ash (Dusty_Hat) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS No matter how they say it, other people keep mispronouncing your name. Be sure to correct them whenever possible.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Rodger Mettle (Kassori) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

Euplexia Radiata (Bytesol) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS You died back there and went to heaven... or is it hell? No one here seems to know they're dead. Convince them, and maybe you can escape this limbo.
/datum/objective/abductee/random

Kat Green (Uomo91) as The Abductee /datum/antagonist/abductee

SUCCESS Try to get formally executed for a crime you didn't commit, without a false confession.
/datum/objective/abductee/random