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The Emergency Shuttle Has Been Called!
- hat if Star Trek And Star Wars were actually in the same universe but in different parts of the universe? What if in the mirror you're looking at your ghost from 2 nanoseconds ago? What if Hitler time travelled forward into the future to kill baby you instead of you time travelling back to kill baby Hitler? If your mom was a robot then that would mean you were a sentient android. If the only way to save the planet was to scream the n-word would you do it? What if my parents didn't get divorced? What if my dad literally loved me? What if every time you take a poop it's like emptying your recycle bin and gay guys like to go into the recycle bin to restore files? Water is like air juice. What if you were playing Dungeons & Dragons with Will Wheaton and all of a sudden Barack Obama and Liam Neeson came in dressed as Obi-Wan Kenobi what would you do?... and they were all smoking weed.
- To all subjects of Ymir. My name is Eren Yeager. I'm using the power of the Founding Titan to address all of Ymir's subjects. The hardening of all walls present on Paradis has come undone, and all titans entrapped within them have started marching. My objective is to protect the people of Paradis, the place where I was born and raised. However, the world wishes for the annihilation of the people of Paradis. The hatred that has been swelling up for so long will certainly not end until not just the Paradisians, but all of Ymir's subject have been eliminated. I reject that wish. The wall titans shall trample all Earth outside of this island underfoot, until all life existing there has been exterminated from this world.